This year’s Caribana Carnival was held right in the middle of the Mayoral campaign in Toronto. It was natural to expect most of the candidates to show up. And they did! Rob Ford’s presence wasn’t a surprise – he had said many times that he loves the festival and he attends it every year.
And why shouldn’t he? It’s a cheerful event with normal people, who really enjoy fun and dancing. As usual, the Mayor blended quite well in the festivities, surrounded by all those girls, who were happy to dance with him.
And surely, the same thing happened as at every place where Rob Ford goes – people lined up to take pictures with him.
Well, David Socnacki was present. In the picture from his tweet (included along with some of the other pictures in the Globe and Mail coverage) we see him posing with three guys. I am not sure whether he paid to pose with them. With the charisma of a wooden Indian totem pole, which his personality emanates, attracting girls is probably out of the question. Maybe the guys felt sorry for him and decided to show up in the photo before joining the girls.
John Tory didn’t fare much better. He didn’t attract even guys, maybe because, with the odd jewelry he was wearing, he looked like a reject from a voodoo school. Unfortunately, if a stiff white guy tries to look like a Rastafarian, the harder he imitates a black guy, the more ridiculous he gets.
I should admit that I secretly hoped that Olivia Chow would miss the festival. Something or somebody maintains in her the delusion that she is an artistic and creative person. She apparently designs her costumes, which look atrocious (like the one she wore last year). In the picture that the hijabed correspondent of the Globe and Mail tweeted (didn’t her imam informed her that the Caribana is a godless haram festival?), she says that Olivia got up at 6:30 a.m. to put together the top of her costume.
I could’ve assembled that monstrosity in twenty minutes.
It seems that Rob Ford was the only person, who didn’t pose and had genuine fun just being himself.
The other stiffs are simply not suited for such environment. They felt much better at the homosexual parade, where many people just like them tried very hard to look happy. It is not easy to have fun when you are surrounded by naked fat guys with pimples on their asses, who find it perfectly normal to flaunt their penises in front of children in downtown Toronto.
The floats that the three of them paid for with campaign money competed with those naked perverts. The fact that Rob Ford has always said that he felt uncomfortable in that freak parade, has been constantly used against him.
In the comments to the article the grumpy lefties expressed their displeasure with Ford having fun.
“Junction citizen” complained: “Middle of the afternoon on Saturday, beautiful day… Where were Ford’s wife and kids, again? Oh, no, he’s busy grinding on half-naked strange women… Class act, that Rob Ford.”
Of course, if Ford was grinding on naked homosexuals (like Chow or Tory), he’d become the downtown idol. And were Ford to skip the Caribana, the same guy would comment that he is a racist. Speaking of racism, another Globe and Mail leftard didn’t miss the opportunity to throw that accusation at Rob Ford.
Somebody, who perceptively calls himself “Ratbag1,” says:
Well, Ford is either very brave or extremely stupid, or perhaps both. But anyone who’d show himself at Caribana after having been videotaped using the “n” word possesses a minimum of one of these qualities.
Another ignorant idiot – the stupid accusation of racism deserves a separate article (coming soon).
Seeing the Caribana parade and Rob Ford in it, is a pleasant distraction from the dreary politically correct reality in Toronto.
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