The U.S. Govenment Shuts Down with Catastrophic Consequences

Under the wise leadership of Kenya Barry, one of the most incompetent people to ever occupy the White House, the U.S. Government has shut down. In a new article, Sultan Knish paints with a broad brush the horrific consequences of that heinous act.

With the fall of the government, citizen activists took it upon themselves to chronicle the culture of lawlessness. Men played Gibson guitars made of wood imported from India, but not finished by Indian workers. Women bought cold medicine without a photo ID. Children went hours without hearing lectures about the environment.

The victims were many. In Chuckolod County, Colorado, a transgender person was denied access to the Ladies Room. Frantic calls to the Justice Department were forwarded to an answering service in Depar, India, instead of Doneparre City, Indiana. In Brooklyn, New York, an overweight Senegalese woman was unable to obtain a sign language interpreter while waiting on line to collect her free Obamaphone. In Olegon Falls, Florida, the National Museum of Native American Yarn was forced to shut down depriving schoolchildren of an educational experience and three hours throwing bits of yarn at each other.

For more shocking details, go to the Sultan’s blog.

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One Comment

  1. The Lone Ranger says:

    But, don’t you know? It’s everybody else’s fault except Barry Soetoro’s.

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